Got Monkey Butt?

This must be a real product; they even have their own van!

What does it do? I don't know, but the website claims Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated...

To absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.

Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

As always, another helpful link from our friend Jarrell McAlister of DonkeyTop.